Spam Comments, The Other White Meat

Oh, come on you dumb-*ss spam commentors. At least get clever. Funny spam gets a free pass on my blogs. Unless it's loaded with links, anyway.

This type of stuff, however? Does not.

Recently deleted:

Author : Merfilin (IP: 92.241.169.166 , 92.241.169.166)E-mail : ciltrultita@mymail-in.netURL
:Whois :
http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=92.241.169.166Comment:According
to a press release from SoftBank Mobile, the Japanese service provider has
secured an agreement with Apple to bring the iPhone to Japan this year. The deal
will ensure the iPhone’s first official access in Japan’s market.

That was on a post about how to add WordPress to HostGator.

Blader4Life malayaleedvideos@gmail.com
vintage-cigarette-advertisments.godtalks.nx.cn/map.html IP: 212.24.61.205
I’m very interested in topics like that, but this one sounds especially
truthful, and I really trust the source where it came from. Sooner or later it
was going to come out and it finally did!

And

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06:28:25′,’2008-06-04 06:28:25′,”,’0′,’lynx’,'comment’,'0′,’0′),(’0′, ”, ”, ”,
”, ‘2008-06-05 06:28:25′, ‘2008-06-05 06:28:25′, ”, ’spam’, ”, ‘comment’,
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None…
None…

Were deleted from generic "Hello World" posts on a blog I haven't gotten around to building yet.

IceDog07 tastefulmvideos@gmail.com
ricardo-milos-escort.nameloin.nx.cn IP: 217.23.140.59
It is one of things
I can never understand … how people can think that way. It’s so illogical that
it can only be based upon moronity.

That was deleted from a post listing tips on taking pictures at Walt Disney World.

And, I seriously love these. The only post on this blog was a 7 word "happy birthday" post, as the domain was a gift to my mother.

JuicyGirl sexgmarge@gmail.com xlr-male-xlr-female-adaptor-right.gapsfish.nx.cn/map.html IP: 217.23.143.23
It’s gratifying
to see not only that such positive things happen, but that they are being
REPORTED.

Dmitri big3leasbian@gmail.com cramp-twins-cartoon-network.gradepro.nx.cn/map.html IP: 217.23.133.68
It’s amazing. I
like it. Sounds good to me, even though I can’t agree with everything< that
is written here

Biddy christyexxx@gmail.com doubler-penetration.jakefake.nx.cn
IP: 212.24.62.205
Your previous
posts were real rubbish, but this is good. This one is brilliant. Your blog is
getting really better.

Really? My previous posts were rubbish? There WERE NO PREVIOUS POSTS! Honestly, I don't think my mother would appreciate a "brilliant" response from someone who's website involves multiple penetration. And, Dmitri can't agree with
"Dear Mamma,
Happy Birthday a few months early. " ?

Although, I can see how it would be gratifying to see positive things happen, such as giving a domain as a gift....

But, as an example of the spam I do keep: "unrepresented somnolency maculation hypogeal grassnut copied alehouse retread" I love it. Privately, it cracks me up. Publicly, I tell people it's very deep, spoken word poetry.