Ooook. Yes, I do live in the western world. However, that doesn't mean that I would want to accept money on your behalf, even if I thought you were going to offer me a large cut of the cash- like, $10 million or so. Which, you probably will.
You know, I find it very interesting that someone who's obviously so high up in the Chinese government (I mean, your email address says "officialgov"- so you must be official, right?) is so poorly off that he has to use the Chinese Yahoo email. I mean, I know gas prices are high for you as well, but I didn't know it was as bad as all that.
You know what? Since you're having such a hard time of it, I'll do this thing. I'll accept money on your behalf. Just have it sent to: ImaScammer@yahoo.cn
From: herlisanlaurel@cablevision.net.mx
Reply-To: officialgovmou09@yahoo.cn
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: Business Transaction.
Date: Mon 03/10/08 01:55 AM
Hello,
I want to solicit your attention to recieve money on my behalf. The
purpose of my contacting you is because you live in western world.
When you reply this message,i will send you the full details and more
information about myself and the funds.
My personal email is: officialgovmou09@yahoo.cn
Thank you.
Mou Xinsheng.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Phish: Attn: Message
Why certainly, Mr. Samson. I'd like to invest in a profitable investment too. Right now, I recommend food. It's the one thing that Americans can't cut back on while we're being gouged with gas prices. Or, how about auto insurance companies? All drivers are required by law to have it, so I'd go with the cheap suppliers of said insurance. No need to contact me, your financial security is all the thanks I need.
From: TUNDE SAMSON
Reply-To: sam.tunde@yahoo.com
To: hellenyrth@mousehut.com
Subject: Attn: Message
Date: Wed 05/14/08 11:42 AM
Attn:
I do apologise if this mail come to you as a surprise without your prior
consent and for writing you through this channel.
I am interested in investing in some profitable investment. I will relay
other pertinent details when I hear from you.
Regards,
Tunde Samson.
From: TUNDE SAMSON
Reply-To: sam.tunde@yahoo.com
To: hellenyrth@mousehut.com
Subject: Attn: Message
Date: Wed 05/14/08 11:42 AM
Attn:
I do apologise if this mail come to you as a surprise without your prior
consent and for writing you through this channel.
I am interested in investing in some profitable investment. I will relay
other pertinent details when I hear from you.
Regards,
Tunde Samson.
Phish: Confirn The Receipt Of This Mail....
Oh Lord. These people just don't get it. If you want to scam someone, don't start off by shooting yourself in the foot. In other words: Spell the d*mn subject line right!
First- I'll give him props because I like colorful gifs and pix in my emails. Also, I just get a kick out of "Big, Strong, Reliable" since it sounds just like something else that wants to get you up the ***.
Does anyone actually believe that the United Nations would "compensate" 150 scam victims with a million dollars? Yeah, me neither. And my name was mentioned by one of the scam artists? Cuz, I've never been scammed, except in matters of the heart. Somehow, I don't think that qualifies for a million bucks.
I'm just going to color in the funniest bits in blue. Truly staggering use of the English language.
From: "OBIGWE DR AUSTEN"
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: Confirn The Receipt Of This Mail....
Date: Thu 05/22/08 02:40 AM
ATTENTION SIR/MADAM,
UNION BANK PLC/UNITED NATIONS SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATIONS PAYMENTS.
This is to bring to your notice that I am delegated from the United Nations To Central Bank to pay 150 scam victims $1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLAR) each. You are listed and approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims to be paid this amount, get back to me as soon as possible for the immediate payments of your $1,000,000.00 compensations funds.
On this faithful recommendations, we want you to know that during the last U.N. meetings held at Abuja, Nigeria, it was alarmed so much by the world in the meetings on the lose of funds by various individuals to the scams artists operating in syndicates all over the world today. In other to compensate victims, the U.N Body in conjunction with the Nigerian Government is now paying 150 victims of this operators $1,000,000.00 each in accordance with the U.N. recommendations.
Due to the corrupt and inefficient Banking Systems in Nigeria, the payments are to be supervised by the United Nations' Officials and the Central Bank of Nigeria as the corresponding paying bank UNION BANK PLC. According to the number of applicants at hand, 114 Beneficiaries has been paid, half of the victims are from the United States, we still have more 36 left to be paid the compensations of $1,000,000.00 each.
Your particulars was mentioned by one of the Syndicates who was arrested as one of their victims of the operations, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to him for any reason what so ever as the U.S. secret service is already on trace of the other criminals.
Other victims who have not been contacted can submit their application as well for scrutiny and possible consideration.
You are thereby advised to contact the private client office of the Union Bank Plc in Nigeria through the following information.
Name............. Mr. Austen I.N. Obigwe
E-mail:......... dr_austenobigwe@sify.com
Tel: +23401-5637283
Mobile: +23480-524-81864
You will receive your compensations payments through, DRAFT/ATM PAYMENTS SYSTEM.
You will be detailed with the modalities as you contact us for details.
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Austen I.N. Obigwe
First- I'll give him props because I like colorful gifs and pix in my emails. Also, I just get a kick out of "Big, Strong, Reliable" since it sounds just like something else that wants to get you up the ***.
Does anyone actually believe that the United Nations would "compensate" 150 scam victims with a million dollars? Yeah, me neither. And my name was mentioned by one of the scam artists? Cuz, I've never been scammed, except in matters of the heart. Somehow, I don't think that qualifies for a million bucks.
I'm just going to color in the funniest bits in blue. Truly staggering use of the English language.
From: "OBIGWE DR AUSTEN"
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: Confirn The Receipt Of This Mail....
Date: Thu 05/22/08 02:40 AM
ATTENTION SIR/MADAM,
UNION BANK PLC/UNITED NATIONS SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATIONS PAYMENTS.
This is to bring to your notice that I am delegated from the United Nations To Central Bank to pay 150 scam victims $1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLAR) each. You are listed and approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims to be paid this amount, get back to me as soon as possible for the immediate payments of your $1,000,000.00 compensations funds.
On this faithful recommendations, we want you to know that during the last U.N. meetings held at Abuja, Nigeria, it was alarmed so much by the world in the meetings on the lose of funds by various individuals to the scams artists operating in syndicates all over the world today. In other to compensate victims, the U.N Body in conjunction with the Nigerian Government is now paying 150 victims of this operators $1,000,000.00 each in accordance with the U.N. recommendations.
Due to the corrupt and inefficient Banking Systems in Nigeria, the payments are to be supervised by the United Nations' Officials and the Central Bank of Nigeria as the corresponding paying bank UNION BANK PLC. According to the number of applicants at hand, 114 Beneficiaries has been paid, half of the victims are from the United States, we still have more 36 left to be paid the compensations of $1,000,000.00 each.
Your particulars was mentioned by one of the Syndicates who was arrested as one of their victims of the operations, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to him for any reason what so ever as the U.S. secret service is already on trace of the other criminals.
Other victims who have not been contacted can submit their application as well for scrutiny and possible consideration.
You are thereby advised to contact the private client office of the Union Bank Plc in Nigeria through the following information.
Name............. Mr. Austen I.N. Obigwe
E-mail:......... dr_austenobigwe@sify.com
Tel: +23401-5637283
Mobile: +23480-524-81864
You will receive your compensations payments through, DRAFT/ATM PAYMENTS SYSTEM.
You will be detailed with the modalities as you contact us for details.
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Austen I.N. Obigwe
Phish: Loan Offer
Oh, how I love this. How many times have I said, and will I say "don't take out loans with people who use free email addresses"? This guy not only has a free email address, he has two! Yahoo and hotmail!
Totally ignoring the poor English and strange use of punctuation; this guy actually mis-spells his own name. In several places he has "Patrick Ehis", but at the end, he spells it "Patrick Ehi". Maybe he just has a split personality, both halves of which lack creativity?
From: "Patrick Ehis"
Reply-To: patrickehis@hotmail.com
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: Loan Offer
Date: Wed 06/18/08 09:01 PM
Good day
I am a financier I am willing to lend out loans with the interest
rate
of 4% and with in the amount of $4,000 to $5,000,000 as the offer,I
offer
loan to all categories of people ,firms, companies, all kinds
business organizations, private individuals and real estate investors,
I give out loans at very cheap and moderate rates. I am a certified,
registered and legit lender. You can contact me today if you are
interested in getting this loan, contact me for more information about
the loan process, process like the loan terms and conditions and how
the loan will be transferred to you. I need your urgent response if
you are interested. You are to contact me with this
Email:(patrickehis@hotmail.com)
I hope to hear from you.
Best Regards
Mr Patrick Ehi
Totally ignoring the poor English and strange use of punctuation; this guy actually mis-spells his own name. In several places he has "Patrick Ehis", but at the end, he spells it "Patrick Ehi". Maybe he just has a split personality, both halves of which lack creativity?
From: "Patrick Ehis"
Reply-To: patrickehis@hotmail.com
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: Loan Offer
Date: Wed 06/18/08 09:01 PM
Good day
I am a financier I am willing to lend out loans with the interest
rate
of 4% and with in the amount of $4,000 to $5,000,000 as the offer,I
offer
loan to all categories of people ,firms, companies, all kinds
business organizations, private individuals and real estate investors,
I give out loans at very cheap and moderate rates. I am a certified,
registered and legit lender. You can contact me today if you are
interested in getting this loan, contact me for more information about
the loan process, process like the loan terms and conditions and how
the loan will be transferred to you. I need your urgent response if
you are interested. You are to contact me with this
Email:(patrickehis@hotmail.com)
I hope to hear from you.
Best Regards
Mr Patrick Ehi
Monday, June 16, 2008
Phish: FROM CAPTAIN SALIFU TEMBE
Again with the weird capitalization! Now, on the one hand, this guy offers up many more details than these scams usually do. On the other hand, he makes many of the same mistakes. 1) bad capitalization/spelling/grammar/punctuation 2) Says he wants a professional, when a professional would not be interested in a deal like this- even if it were legit 3) unprofessional email address
Bonus: Love the name "Captain Salifu Tembe"- it sounds like a reject from a super-hero movie.
From: FROM CAPTAIN SALIFU
Reply-To: salifutembe@she.com
To: [redacted]
Subject: FROM CAPTAIN SALIFU TEMBE
Date: Thu 05/22/08 08:38 AM
REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AND PARTNERSHIP.
hi,
I am captain salifu tembe. The Son of late General Robert Salifu, the
late Commandant of one rebel faction in Democratic Republic of Congo,
I am inviting you to join me in a business transaction and eventual
purchase of a Gold mine and land for exploration of crude oil that is
recently been discovered in Ghana .
We shall use you as the CEO of the company to be established and also
negotiate the
purchase and acquiring of the Gold mine and Crude Oil Explorations
land and facilities here in Ghana .
My late father left Hugh amount of money in a Bank in Ghana and we
would like to utilize it for various investments but would need a
foreigner and professional to be chairman/CEO of the Company and
this
foreigner MUST not residing in Africa.
What we require from you is:
* you will be required to travel to Accra , Ghana for a meeting to
sign all agreement with me and take possession of the fund.
* You will be the Chairman and CEO of the Board of Directors of the
company to be registered and used for the purchase of the Mines and
Crude
Oil exploration land.
* You will be given 15% of the company share and profits, 15% of the
fund,15% of the Company to be registered Share Capital and 20% of the
Company yearly profits.
* You will follow me to inspect and negotiate for the proposed Gold
mine & Crude oil Land sites
Please note that you might have to stay in Accra , Ghana for Seven
working days with me to complete the Company registrations, claim of
fund,
Opening of Bank Account and eventual purchase of the Gold mines and
Crude oil Land.
Also note that all documents regarding this transaction cannot and will
not be sent to you in advance for Security reasons but will be given
to you when you arrive in Accra , Ghana ONLY when we meet face to
face.
Kindly send me your phone nos for us to discuss fully
I will await your reply for me to explain to you in detail.
Thanks and God Bless You.
Regards,
captain salifu tembe.
my no is +233273244284
Bonus: Love the name "Captain Salifu Tembe"- it sounds like a reject from a super-hero movie.
From: FROM CAPTAIN SALIFU
Reply-To: salifutembe@she.com
To: [redacted]
Subject: FROM CAPTAIN SALIFU TEMBE
Date: Thu 05/22/08 08:38 AM
REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AND PARTNERSHIP.
hi,
I am captain salifu tembe. The Son of late General Robert Salifu, the
late Commandant of one rebel faction in Democratic Republic of Congo,
I am inviting you to join me in a business transaction and eventual
purchase of a Gold mine and land for exploration of crude oil that is
recently been discovered in Ghana .
We shall use you as the CEO of the company to be established and also
negotiate the
purchase and acquiring of the Gold mine and Crude Oil Explorations
land and facilities here in Ghana .
My late father left Hugh amount of money in a Bank in Ghana and we
would like to utilize it for various investments but would need a
foreigner and professional to be chairman/CEO of the Company and
this
foreigner MUST not residing in Africa.
What we require from you is:
* you will be required to travel to Accra , Ghana for a meeting to
sign all agreement with me and take possession of the fund.
* You will be the Chairman and CEO of the Board of Directors of the
company to be registered and used for the purchase of the Mines and
Crude
Oil exploration land.
* You will be given 15% of the company share and profits, 15% of the
fund,15% of the Company to be registered Share Capital and 20% of the
Company yearly profits.
* You will follow me to inspect and negotiate for the proposed Gold
mine & Crude oil Land sites
Please note that you might have to stay in Accra , Ghana for Seven
working days with me to complete the Company registrations, claim of
fund,
Opening of Bank Account and eventual purchase of the Gold mines and
Crude oil Land.
Also note that all documents regarding this transaction cannot and will
not be sent to you in advance for Security reasons but will be given
to you when you arrive in Accra , Ghana ONLY when we meet face to
face.
Kindly send me your phone nos for us to discuss fully
I will await your reply for me to explain to you in detail.
Thanks and God Bless You.
Regards,
captain salifu tembe.
my no is +233273244284
Phish: MESSAGE FROM KATE 26/5/2008
Yars. Honey, I don't even go into business with people I know, do you really think I'm going to contact you about "business" when I've never heard of you before in my life? And if I were going to take up a random stranger on a matter of business, it would not be with someone who writes all their correspondence in all caps.
Ye gods, I get offers this vague from people I know. You know what it usually is? They want to "go in together" on some Ebay shop. You know why? Cuz they don't want to do it themselves- they want you to do it for them. When people you don't know approach you like this, you know why? Cuz they want you to send them money.
At least this one was blessedly short.
From: "kk1 kate"
Reply-To: ms_stella2008@hotmail.com
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: MESSAGE FROM KATE 26/5/2008
Date: Mon 05/26/08 08:22 AM
FROM: MRS KATE TAYLOR.
I AM MRS KATE TAYLOR.I AM WRITTING TO SEEK YOUR HELP/ CONSENT IN A LASTING BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP OF MUTUAL BENEFIT.
CONTACT ME FOR MORE DETAILS AND INFORMATION.
WAITING FOR YOUR EARLIEST RESPONSE.
REGARDS.
MRS KATE TAYLOR.
Ye gods, I get offers this vague from people I know. You know what it usually is? They want to "go in together" on some Ebay shop. You know why? Cuz they don't want to do it themselves- they want you to do it for them. When people you don't know approach you like this, you know why? Cuz they want you to send them money.
At least this one was blessedly short.
From: "kk1 kate"
Reply-To: ms_stella2008@hotmail.com
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: MESSAGE FROM KATE 26/5/2008
Date: Mon 05/26/08 08:22 AM
FROM: MRS KATE TAYLOR.
I AM MRS KATE TAYLOR.I AM WRITTING TO SEEK YOUR HELP/ CONSENT IN A LASTING BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP OF MUTUAL BENEFIT.
CONTACT ME FOR MORE DETAILS AND INFORMATION.
WAITING FOR YOUR EARLIEST RESPONSE.
REGARDS.
MRS KATE TAYLOR.
Phish: Delivery Notice!
Bad capitalization and punctuation. I swear, one of these days I'm going to find out what an "ATM interswitch card" is. I keep getting emails that say I have loads of money on one.
SCAM!
From: FedEx Express Courier Services
Reply-To: delivery.fedexexpressservices@post.ro
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: Delivery Notice!
Date: Fri 05/30/08 08:23 AM
FROM THE DESK:GEORGE MILLER
MANAGING DIRECTOR
FEDEX COURIER EXPRESS
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
REPLY TO :delivery.fedexexpressservices@post.ro
TEL:011-234-702-764-9178
Customers Service Hours--Monday to Saturday:
Office Hours Monday to Saturday:
Attention,Attention,Attention,
This is the Fedex Courier Express(FEDEX EXPRESS), we are mailing you
in respect
of your package(ATM INTERSWITCH CARD) that Mrs. Monica Stewart brought
to our
company for delivery to you and before protocol commence we had a disput
with
the (NICON)Insuarnce company about your insurance certificate but all
that was
settled.
We are happy to inform you that your ATM INTERSWITCH CARD containing
$500,000.00 dollars' is among the 24 parcel's listed for shipment in our
office.
We request that you re-confirm your name and address to this office
for safe
delivery of your package Without hesitation. we do hereby inform you
to pay the
delivery fee of US$80.00 via western union to our cashier 2 below is the
payment information,As the sender did not pay the US$80.00.
Send the Payment via western union to the below information
RECEIVERS NAME------KENNETH EKET
RECEIVERS ADDRESS----NO:LAGOS /NIGERIA.
TEXT QUESTION------------WHAT BATCH.
TEXT ANSWER---------------.BATCH 1
AMOUNT TO BE PAID---------US$80.00
Send the payment information,the MTCN 10 digit numbers immediately
As soon as we receive your payment,we will issue you a payment receipt
and
shipment schedule(Tracking Number).
Thanks you for your patronage.
Yours Truely,
Mr. George Miller.
Fedex Managing Director.
SCAM!
From: FedEx Express Courier Services
Reply-To: delivery.fedexexpressservices@post.ro
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: Delivery Notice!
Date: Fri 05/30/08 08:23 AM
FROM THE DESK:GEORGE MILLER
MANAGING DIRECTOR
FEDEX COURIER EXPRESS
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
REPLY TO :delivery.fedexexpressservices@post.ro
TEL:011-234-702-764-9178
Customers Service Hours--Monday to Saturday:
Office Hours Monday to Saturday:
Attention,Attention,Attention,
This is the Fedex Courier Express(FEDEX EXPRESS), we are mailing you
in respect
of your package(ATM INTERSWITCH CARD) that Mrs. Monica Stewart brought
to our
company for delivery to you and before protocol commence we had a disput
with
the (NICON)Insuarnce company about your insurance certificate but all
that was
settled.
We are happy to inform you that your ATM INTERSWITCH CARD containing
$500,000.00 dollars' is among the 24 parcel's listed for shipment in our
office.
We request that you re-confirm your name and address to this office
for safe
delivery of your package Without hesitation. we do hereby inform you
to pay the
delivery fee of US$80.00 via western union to our cashier 2 below is the
payment information,As the sender did not pay the US$80.00.
Send the Payment via western union to the below information
RECEIVERS NAME------KENNETH EKET
RECEIVERS ADDRESS----NO:LAGOS /NIGERIA.
TEXT QUESTION------------WHAT BATCH.
TEXT ANSWER---------------.BATCH 1
AMOUNT TO BE PAID---------US$80.00
Send the payment information,the MTCN 10 digit numbers immediately
As soon as we receive your payment,we will issue you a payment receipt
and
shipment schedule(Tracking Number).
Thanks you for your patronage.
Yours Truely,
Mr. George Miller.
Fedex Managing Director.
Phish: Important : Billing Problem
This one was easy for soooo many reasons. 1) I don't own anything apple, nor have a downloaded any of their software, nor have I ever set up a payment for anything Apple. 2) Like Apple would really send such a pathetically written email. 3) Like Apple would really use links that aren't direct to their website (hover your mouse over any link, and look at the lower left of your screen- it should tell you where the link goes, unless it's cloaked).
However- I give them props for using a cool graphic.
From: "Apple"
Reply-To:
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: Important : Billing Problem
Date: Fri 06/13/08 07:23 AM
We were unable to process your most recent payment. Did you recently change your bank, phone number or credit card?
To ensure that your service is not interrupted, please update your billing information today by clicking here [link redacted] , After a few clicks, just verify the information you entered is correct.
However- I give them props for using a cool graphic.
From: "Apple"
Reply-To:
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: Important : Billing Problem
Date: Fri 06/13/08 07:23 AM
We were unable to process your most recent payment. Did you recently change your bank, phone number or credit card?
To ensure that your service is not interrupted, please update your billing information today by clicking here [link redacted] , After a few clicks, just verify the information you entered is correct.
Phish: Greetings!
The spelling is pretty good on this one, but the capitalization is pretty amusing. Also, I love that the "fedex" email address you should use to send your $200 fee to is hosted by hotmail. Because, everyone knows that huge corporations use hotmail as their contact info.
From: Sheila Mascorro
Reply-To: sheilamascorro@yahoo.com
To: [redacted]
Subject: Greetings!
Date: Sat 06/14/08 11:44 AM
Greetings!
I have been waiting for you to contact me for your Confirmable Bank
Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you
since that time. Then I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE, West Africa, I travelled out of the country for 3 Months Course
and I will not come back till end of September.
What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as
soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you
because of the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the
delivering Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of
the Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor
Terrorist attack in your Country.
The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE to deliver
your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($200.00 US)
Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.
Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except
$200.00US Dollars. I would have paid that but they said no because they
don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage.
You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of
your Draft with this information bellow:
Contact Person:Mr.Larry Owen
Email Address: fedexdispatch847@hotmail.com
Telephone:+(234)802-876-8330
Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address() and Direct
telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and
ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your
package over there and know when it will get to your address. Let me
repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to
avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping
fee of $200.00 US Dollars for their immediate action. You should also
let me know through email as soon as you receive your Draft.
Yours Faithfully,
Sheila Mascorro
From: Sheila Mascorro
Reply-To: sheilamascorro@yahoo.com
To: [redacted]
Subject: Greetings!
Date: Sat 06/14/08 11:44 AM
Greetings!
I have been waiting for you to contact me for your Confirmable Bank
Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you
since that time. Then I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE, West Africa, I travelled out of the country for 3 Months Course
and I will not come back till end of September.
What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as
soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you
because of the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the
delivering Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of
the Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor
Terrorist attack in your Country.
The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE to deliver
your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($200.00 US)
Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.
Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except
$200.00US Dollars. I would have paid that but they said no because they
don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage.
You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of
your Draft with this information bellow:
Contact Person:Mr.Larry Owen
Email Address: fedexdispatch847@hotmail.com
Telephone:+(234)802-876-8330
Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address() and Direct
telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and
ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your
package over there and know when it will get to your address. Let me
repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to
avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping
fee of $200.00 US Dollars for their immediate action. You should also
let me know through email as soon as you receive your Draft.
Yours Faithfully,
Sheila Mascorro
Phish: SCAM COMPENSATION...Contact ASAP
Beauty. Another email claiming to be some sort of government agency or some such- and yet uses a gmail account. Right.
I also love it when scams tell you that whoever you were "dealing with" before were the scammers, and to stop talking to lawyers, government officials, etc, and only deal directly with them. What do they think we are? 3?
SCAM!
From: Robert Scott Dewar
Reply-To: contactbritishhighcommission02@gmail.com
To: [redacted]
Subject: SCAM COMPENSATION...Contact ASAP
Date: Sun 06/15/08 12:24 PM
BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION
Metro Plaza, Plot 991/992
Zakari Maimalari Street
Cadastral Zone AO,
Abuja.
TEL: +234 42 300691
E-MAIL: contactbritishhighcommission02@gmail.com
Attention,
The BRITISH High Commission in Nigeria,Benin Republic,Ghana and
Bokinafaso received a report of scam against you and other British/US
citizens and Malaysia Etc. The countries of Nigeria Benin Republic,
Bokinafaso And Ghana have recompensed you following the meeting held
with the Four countries' Government and various countries' high
commission for the fraudulent activities carried out by the Four
countries' Citizens. Your name was among those scammed as listed by the
Nigeria Financial Intelligent Unit (NFIU). A compensation has been
issued out to all the affected victims and has been already in
endorsement to all the victims. Yours was among those that was reported
unpaid as at on Friday and we wish to advise you to see to the
instructions of the Committee to make sure you receive your compensation
immediately.
We advise that you do the needful to make sure the NFIU endorse your
payment on Monday. Contact the office of the consular for an advise on
how your recompense will be effected to you
contactbritishhighcommission02@gmail.com . Be advised that you should
stop further contacts with all the fake lawyers and security companies
who in collaboration scammed you. Call +234-803-7576534 immediately to
check if the endorsement date suits you.
Yours in Service,
Robert Scott Dewar
I also love it when scams tell you that whoever you were "dealing with" before were the scammers, and to stop talking to lawyers, government officials, etc, and only deal directly with them. What do they think we are? 3?
SCAM!
From: Robert Scott Dewar
Reply-To: contactbritishhighcommission02@gmail.com
To: [redacted]
Subject: SCAM COMPENSATION...Contact ASAP
Date: Sun 06/15/08 12:24 PM
BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION
Metro Plaza, Plot 991/992
Zakari Maimalari Street
Cadastral Zone AO,
Abuja.
TEL: +234 42 300691
E-MAIL: contactbritishhighcommission02@gmail.com
Attention,
The BRITISH High Commission in Nigeria,Benin Republic,Ghana and
Bokinafaso received a report of scam against you and other British/US
citizens and Malaysia Etc. The countries of Nigeria Benin Republic,
Bokinafaso And Ghana have recompensed you following the meeting held
with the Four countries' Government and various countries' high
commission for the fraudulent activities carried out by the Four
countries' Citizens. Your name was among those scammed as listed by the
Nigeria Financial Intelligent Unit (NFIU). A compensation has been
issued out to all the affected victims and has been already in
endorsement to all the victims. Yours was among those that was reported
unpaid as at on Friday and we wish to advise you to see to the
instructions of the Committee to make sure you receive your compensation
immediately.
We advise that you do the needful to make sure the NFIU endorse your
payment on Monday. Contact the office of the consular for an advise on
how your recompense will be effected to you
contactbritishhighcommission02@gmail.com . Be advised that you should
stop further contacts with all the fake lawyers and security companies
who in collaboration scammed you. Call +234-803-7576534 immediately to
check if the endorsement date suits you.
Yours in Service,
Robert Scott Dewar
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Phish:COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT (RESOLUTIONPANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
Here's another duplicate spam, and it's another one where their contact information is at live.com . Needless to say, this is a scam. And, I'm rather tired right now, so I'm not going to point out multiple funnies or stupids. However, I do love the "note" at the bottom.
From: OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
Reply-To: officemail234@walla.com
To: [redacted]
Subject: COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT (RESOLUTIONPANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
Date: Mon 06/02/08 03:45 PM
OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTIONPANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA
Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB Your Ref������������������.
ATTN: Beneficiary,
We, the entire members of the Federal House of Senate, on behalf of the
Federal Republic of Nigerian Government, under the auspices of the
Civilian Head of State, President Umar Musa Yar'Adua and the Governor of
Central Bank Of Nigeria, Prof Charles Soludo held a meeting last
week Concerning payment, both foreign and local contractors and some
Inheritance funds.
On going through files yesterday, we discovered that your file was
Dumped untreated, so at this juncture, we apologize for the delay of
your Payment and please stop communicating with any office now and
attention To the appointed office below for you to receive your payment
Accordingly.
Now your new Payment Reference No.-35460021, Response code No: atm-232
And your Certificate of Merit Payment No: 103, Released Code No:
0763; Immediate Telex confirmation No: -1114433; Secret Code No:
XXTN013,Having received these vital payment numbers, therefore you are
Qualified now to receive your payment that have been programmed in a
swift Atm Card, we have agreed to dispatch an Atm card worth your
Contract/inheritance payment of $820,000.00 Eight Hundred and twenty
Thousand United State Dollars only to your Nominated mailing address
after insuring the card with the Multilinks insurance Corporation
offices as all statutory obligations have been fulfilled.
Now you are directed to contact CBN/HSBC Immediately so your atm card
will be insured and send to your mailing Address, also you should
reconfirm your information���s as follows Full name,Mailing
address/receiver's address, direct telephone number and fax.
This is to avoid mistake while dispatching your atm card package to you.
Contact Person: Mr. Michael Williams Email: michaelwlliams@hotmail.com
Contact him now with the above requested information and inform him
That you received an email from The Federal House of Senate. Federal
Republic of Nigeria, Instructing you to contact him for immediate
Release of your fund and forward your Details to his office to avoid
delivery Mistake.
NOTE: WE HAVE MOUNTED OUR SECURITY NETWORK TO MONITOR EVERY IN COMING
CALL, IF WE STILL FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THOSE
FRAUDSTERS THAT HAVE BEEN FRUSTRATING, WE SHALL STOP AND CANCEL YOUR
PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY.
Best Regards
David Mark
SENATE PRESIDENT
E-mail:davidmark42@live.com
(Federal Republic of Nigeria)
NOTE: WE HAVE MOUNTED OUR SECURITY NETWORK TO MONITOR EVERY IN COMINGCALL, IF WE"Those fraudsters that have been frustrating". Oh yeah. I'm a-shakin'.
STILL FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THOSE
FRAUDSTERS THAT HAVE
BEEN FRUSTRATING, WE SHALL STOP AND CANCEL YOURPAYMENT IMMEDIATELY.
From: OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
Reply-To: officemail234@walla.com
To: [redacted]
Subject: COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT (RESOLUTIONPANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
Date: Mon 06/02/08 03:45 PM
OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTIONPANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA
Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB Your Ref������������������.
ATTN: Beneficiary,
We, the entire members of the Federal House of Senate, on behalf of the
Federal Republic of Nigerian Government, under the auspices of the
Civilian Head of State, President Umar Musa Yar'Adua and the Governor of
Central Bank Of Nigeria, Prof Charles Soludo held a meeting last
week Concerning payment, both foreign and local contractors and some
Inheritance funds.
On going through files yesterday, we discovered that your file was
Dumped untreated, so at this juncture, we apologize for the delay of
your Payment and please stop communicating with any office now and
attention To the appointed office below for you to receive your payment
Accordingly.
Now your new Payment Reference No.-35460021, Response code No: atm-232
And your Certificate of Merit Payment No: 103, Released Code No:
0763; Immediate Telex confirmation No: -1114433; Secret Code No:
XXTN013,Having received these vital payment numbers, therefore you are
Qualified now to receive your payment that have been programmed in a
swift Atm Card, we have agreed to dispatch an Atm card worth your
Contract/inheritance payment of $820,000.00 Eight Hundred and twenty
Thousand United State Dollars only to your Nominated mailing address
after insuring the card with the Multilinks insurance Corporation
offices as all statutory obligations have been fulfilled.
Now you are directed to contact CBN/HSBC Immediately so your atm card
will be insured and send to your mailing Address, also you should
reconfirm your information���s as follows Full name,Mailing
address/receiver's address, direct telephone number and fax.
This is to avoid mistake while dispatching your atm card package to you.
Contact Person: Mr. Michael Williams Email: michaelwlliams@hotmail.com
Contact him now with the above requested information and inform him
That you received an email from The Federal House of Senate. Federal
Republic of Nigeria, Instructing you to contact him for immediate
Release of your fund and forward your Details to his office to avoid
delivery Mistake.
NOTE: WE HAVE MOUNTED OUR SECURITY NETWORK TO MONITOR EVERY IN COMING
CALL, IF WE STILL FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THOSE
FRAUDSTERS THAT HAVE BEEN FRUSTRATING, WE SHALL STOP AND CANCEL YOUR
PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY.
Best Regards
David Mark
SENATE PRESIDENT
E-mail:davidmark42@live.com
(Federal Republic of Nigeria)
Phish: CONTACT THE IMPEX SECURITY COMPANY
Oh, this is lovely. 1) Contact does not capitalize his own name. 2) contact email is at gmail 3) extremely poor English 4) spells check as cheque- which would be fine if he were addressing a brit, was a brit, or was offering the money in GBP rather than USD 5) weird capitalization 6) horrendous spelling 7) actually states that the email originates in Benin- which I've gotten tons of spam from Benin 8) amusing mis-use of capitals
I'm going to color the funniest mis-spellings in blue.
From: john bonyi
Reply-To: security.impex@gmail.com
To: [redacted]
Subject: CONTACT THE IMPEX SECURITY COMPANY
Date: Tue 06/03/08 05:17 AM
CONTACT THE IMPEX SECURITY COMPANY
Dear Friend,
It has been long we communicate last, am so sorry for
the delay, I want to Inform you that your cheque of
(USD$1.6Million ($1.600.000.00) Which my boss asked me
to mail to you as soon as you requested it, is still
with me.
But due to some minure issue you fails to respond at
the Approprete time, and presently the cheque is with
me here in BENIN REPUBLIC.
Though i had a new contact from a friend of mine who
works with one securitycompany here in BENIN REPUBLIC
that will deliver you your cheque at your door step
with a cheeper rate, which the company said that it
will cost you the sum of $105 usd,
So you have to Contact them and register with them
now.And make sure that you furnish him with the following:
information such:Your full name
Your direct celphone Number,Home or Office:Address to
Avoid wrong Delivery,
You should also tell the Company to give you the
Information and how you will send them the Delivery
fee ($105 usd) Immediately you Contact them before the
cheque of USD$1.6Million will be delivered to your Door
step.
Below is the Courier Company contact address:
IMPEX SECURITY COMPANY
CONTACT PERSON: Robert Bello
EMAIL: security.impex@gmail.com
Mr John Bonyi.
I'm going to color the funniest mis-spellings in blue.
From: john bonyi
Reply-To: security.impex@gmail.com
To: [redacted]
Subject: CONTACT THE IMPEX SECURITY COMPANY
Date: Tue 06/03/08 05:17 AM
CONTACT THE IMPEX SECURITY COMPANY
Dear Friend,
It has been long we communicate last, am so sorry for
the delay, I want to Inform you that your cheque of
(USD$1.6Million ($1.600.000.00) Which my boss asked me
to mail to you as soon as you requested it, is still
with me.
But due to some minure issue you fails to respond at
the Approprete time, and presently the cheque is with
me here in BENIN REPUBLIC.
Though i had a new contact from a friend of mine who
works with one securitycompany here in BENIN REPUBLIC
that will deliver you your cheque at your door step
with a cheeper rate, which the company said that it
will cost you the sum of $105 usd,
So you have to Contact them and register with them
now.And make sure that you furnish him with the following:
information such:Your full name
Your direct celphone Number,Home or Office:Address to
Avoid wrong Delivery,
You should also tell the Company to give you the
Information and how you will send them the Delivery
fee ($105 usd) Immediately you Contact them before the
cheque of USD$1.6Million will be delivered to your Door
step.
Below is the Courier Company contact address:
IMPEX SECURITY COMPANY
CONTACT PERSON: Robert Bello
EMAIL: security.impex@gmail.com
Mr John Bonyi.
Phish: HELLO,
Apparently this deal is so good, they had to send it to me twice! Yippeee!
Honestly, I had trouble just following this one. Obviously it's a scam, but there are a few parts that I think are rather funny. One, it's from "pets name tomtom". Er, um. I know there are a lot of hippies out there naming their kids some pretty weird things- but "pets name tomtom"? Please, stick with Elijah Blue.
And my favorite? "I'm William Colgate, a staff of ExxonMobil" You're a staff? Really? I always heard that the singular form is "employee". And your colleagues are the ones offering up this tasty sum? How interesting.
From: "pets name tomtom"
Reply-To: wcolgate44@yahoo.com.hk
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: HELLO,
Date: Wed 06/04/08 02:23 AM
HELLO,
I'm William Colgate, a staff of ExxonMobil with a brief from my colleagues in need of your partnership to re-profile an outstanding contract amount of US$12.2M in your name. You shall be compensated with 20% of the total contract sum. Please reply for further details.
Best Regards
Honestly, I had trouble just following this one. Obviously it's a scam, but there are a few parts that I think are rather funny. One, it's from "pets name tomtom". Er, um. I know there are a lot of hippies out there naming their kids some pretty weird things- but "pets name tomtom"? Please, stick with Elijah Blue.
And my favorite? "I'm William Colgate, a staff of ExxonMobil" You're a staff? Really? I always heard that the singular form is "employee". And your colleagues are the ones offering up this tasty sum? How interesting.
From: "pets name tomtom"
Reply-To: wcolgate44@yahoo.com.hk
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: HELLO,
Date: Wed 06/04/08 02:23 AM
HELLO,
I'm William Colgate, a staff of ExxonMobil with a brief from my colleagues in need of your partnership to re-profile an outstanding contract amount of US$12.2M in your name. You shall be compensated with 20% of the total contract sum. Please reply for further details.
Best Regards
Phish: LOAN LOAN LOAN AT 2.5%
Ok. Completely ignoring the bizarre capitalization, layout, etc. Let me just say: You don't want a loan from a company that doesn't have a physical location or professional website. You don't want to discuss finances with any "loan company" that lists its emails as "comcast.net" and "gmail". Those are personal email account services. Some freelancers and small businesses use free/personal email accounts- but don't get a loan from these accounts.
From: info.cplusinv33@comcast.net (EAGLE LOAN MANAGEMENT)
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: LOAN LOAN LOAN AT 2.5%
Date: Sat 06/07/08 02:54 AM
EAGLE LOAN MANAGEMENT
This is a Finance Lending Firm, We offer loans ranging from personal
to industrial loans to interested persons and companies who are seeking
financial assistance or growth .We offer large and small amounts of
Loans to our clients worldwide.We also offer Long and short term Loan
with a reliable guarantee Our Loan Interest rates is affordable low at
2.5% with a negotiable duration(COLLATERAL OR NON-COLLATERAL). We offer
our Loans to our clients In USD($), GBP(�) Or Euro(�). If you wish to
obtain a financial aid from us, email us today with your full names and
address for application form to be granted.
EMAIL: eagleloan.management@gmail.com
Mr John Williams.
Manager.
From: info.cplusinv33@comcast.net (EAGLE LOAN MANAGEMENT)
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: LOAN LOAN LOAN AT 2.5%
Date: Sat 06/07/08 02:54 AM
EAGLE LOAN MANAGEMENT
This is a Finance Lending Firm, We offer loans ranging from personal
to industrial loans to interested persons and companies who are seeking
financial assistance or growth .We offer large and small amounts of
Loans to our clients worldwide.We also offer Long and short term Loan
with a reliable guarantee Our Loan Interest rates is affordable low at
2.5% with a negotiable duration(COLLATERAL OR NON-COLLATERAL). We offer
our Loans to our clients In USD($), GBP(�) Or Euro(�). If you wish to
obtain a financial aid from us, email us today with your full names and
address for application form to be granted.
EMAIL: eagleloan.management@gmail.com
Mr John Williams.
Manager.
Phish: Your oustanding payment of US$1.400,000,00
Again, this is an obvious scam. However, there are two spots that crack me up. 1) where the US government is referred to as the United State Government, and where they say the "president of America". Oh yeah. They went there. As far as I'm aware, there is no President of America. There is a President of the United States of America... Canada has a Prime Minister, and... er, I'm not listing everthing in Central and South America... Mexico is part of North America, right?
From: "Madam Ngozie Iwuala"
Reply-To: iheomasabinus@ubbi.com
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: Your outstanding payment of US$1.400,000,00
Date: Sat 06/07/08 06:30 AM
Dear Beneficiary,
The Afro-Euro Stock Funds Commission (A.S.F.C.) was setup by the
African
Union in conjunction with the European Union, The United State
Government
and the World Bank for the sole purpose of resolving pending
transfer.Because of this outstanding problem, the president of America
and his secretary general came to settle all outstanding debt in Benin
Republic West Africa (releasing of your fund) .I am sorry I
have not email you, this is due to we lost everything in the process of
reformat our computer but fortunately my secretary found your email
address for me .In the light of this,we have learned that an
unauthorized
account has been opened to receive your payment, So far these criminals
have stolen approximately five hounded thousand from your entitlement
valid.
However, Contact the director Oceanic Bank Plc with the below
information
through this Email: iheomasabinus@ubbi.com contact person Dr
Sabinus
Iheoma in case you have not received your password to enable you
retransfer the funds to your choosing financial delivery selection as
the
price beneficiary, your full names, your home address, your direct
phone
number, your age and occupation to enable them send you the password
which
you will Present to the teller in any bank around you and state that you
have a transfer awaiting you from Oceanic Bank Plc.You will receive the
funds in $US100 bills,immediately a total sum of One Million Four
Hundred
Thousand dollars.The only money that you are going to pay is US$195 only
for reprogramming of your payment before the transfer could be made to
you.
If you do not take action immediately within the next couple of days, I
will assume that you no longer interest to receive your funds and we
shall
repatriate your funds for confiscation without further recourse to
you.Please forgive us for the address,We lost every information on the
process of reformat our computer.
Best regards ,
Madam Ngozie Iwuala
From: "Madam Ngozie Iwuala"
Reply-To: iheomasabinus@ubbi.com
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: Your outstanding payment of US$1.400,000,00
Date: Sat 06/07/08 06:30 AM
Dear Beneficiary,
The Afro-Euro Stock Funds Commission (A.S.F.C.) was setup by the
African
Union in conjunction with the European Union, The United State
Government
and the World Bank for the sole purpose of resolving pending
transfer.Because of this outstanding problem, the president of America
and his secretary general came to settle all outstanding debt in Benin
Republic West Africa (releasing of your fund) .I am sorry I
have not email you, this is due to we lost everything in the process of
reformat our computer but fortunately my secretary found your email
address for me .In the light of this,we have learned that an
unauthorized
account has been opened to receive your payment, So far these criminals
have stolen approximately five hounded thousand from your entitlement
valid.
However, Contact the director Oceanic Bank Plc with the below
information
through this Email: iheomasabinus@ubbi.com contact person Dr
Sabinus
Iheoma in case you have not received your password to enable you
retransfer the funds to your choosing financial delivery selection as
the
price beneficiary, your full names, your home address, your direct
phone
number, your age and occupation to enable them send you the password
which
you will Present to the teller in any bank around you and state that you
have a transfer awaiting you from Oceanic Bank Plc.You will receive the
funds in $US100 bills,immediately a total sum of One Million Four
Hundred
Thousand dollars.The only money that you are going to pay is US$195 only
for reprogramming of your payment before the transfer could be made to
you.
If you do not take action immediately within the next couple of days, I
will assume that you no longer interest to receive your funds and we
shall
repatriate your funds for confiscation without further recourse to
you.Please forgive us for the address,We lost every information on the
process of reformat our computer.
Best regards ,
Madam Ngozie Iwuala
Phish: MY HEART DESIRE
Ptooey! Further proof that scammers and spammers have no heart. Not that I think many people would fall for this, and it was clever of them to indicate that this is just a regular person from another country so that the poor English was excusable. But, yech! First claiming to have cancer (with all the people in the world who really do), and then stating that "she" wants the money to comfort the handicapped. Despicable.
From: MARY MOHAMED
Reply-To: mohamedmary7@hotmail.com
To: [redacted]
Subject: MY HEART DESIRE
Date: Wed 06/11/08 08:51 PM
MY HEART DESIRE
Good day and God bless,
Greetings to you in the name of God Almighty. I am former Mrs. Memunat
Mohamed Galal, now I am
Mrs. Mary Mohamed Galal a widow to Late Dr.Mohamed Galal.
I am an old woman; suffering from cancer. From all indications, my
condition is really deteriorating
and is quite obvious that I may not live long, because the cancer stage
has gotten to a very severe
stage.
My late husband died in an air crash on the 31st October 1999 in an
Egyptian airline Boeing 990 with
other passengers on board. You can confirm this fact from the website
which was aired by the BBC
WORLDNEWS:(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/502503.stm) and my
only daughter died in BOMB ATTACK LONDON.
My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all
his business and wealth. My
personal physician told me that I may not live for so long and I am so
scared about this. So, I now
decided to divide part of this wealth, by contributing to the well
being of less privileged
people and handicapped in the society of world America,
Canada,Africa,Europe and Asian Countries.
This mission, who will no doubt be tasking had made me to recently
relocate to Africa where I live
presently. I selected you for this Purpose and prayed over it, I am
willing to donate the sum of
$7,300,000.00 Million US Dollars to you for the development of the well
being of handicapped in the
society and also as aids for the less privileged around your
country,and i have map out $1,700.000.00
for your own personal use to help me for this work.
Please note that, this fund is lying in a Security Bank.Therefore
immediate application for the
transfer of the money in your name or your home. Please, do not reply
me if you have the intention of
using this fundfor personal use, than enhancement of the comfort of the
Handicapped.
Lastly, I want you/your home to be praying for me as regards my entire
life and my health because I
have come to find out since my spiritual birth lately that wealth
acquisition without God one's life is
vanity upon vanity.
I await your reply.
MRS MARY MOHAMED
From: MARY MOHAMED
Reply-To: mohamedmary7@hotmail.com
To: [redacted]
Subject: MY HEART DESIRE
Date: Wed 06/11/08 08:51 PM
MY HEART DESIRE
Good day and God bless,
Greetings to you in the name of God Almighty. I am former Mrs. Memunat
Mohamed Galal, now I am
Mrs. Mary Mohamed Galal a widow to Late Dr.Mohamed Galal.
I am an old woman; suffering from cancer. From all indications, my
condition is really deteriorating
and is quite obvious that I may not live long, because the cancer stage
has gotten to a very severe
stage.
My late husband died in an air crash on the 31st October 1999 in an
Egyptian airline Boeing 990 with
other passengers on board. You can confirm this fact from the website
which was aired by the BBC
WORLDNEWS:(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/502503.stm) and my
only daughter died in BOMB ATTACK LONDON.
My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all
his business and wealth. My
personal physician told me that I may not live for so long and I am so
scared about this. So, I now
decided to divide part of this wealth, by contributing to the well
being of less privileged
people and handicapped in the society of world America,
Canada,Africa,Europe and Asian Countries.
This mission, who will no doubt be tasking had made me to recently
relocate to Africa where I live
presently. I selected you for this Purpose and prayed over it, I am
willing to donate the sum of
$7,300,000.00 Million US Dollars to you for the development of the well
being of handicapped in the
society and also as aids for the less privileged around your
country,and i have map out $1,700.000.00
for your own personal use to help me for this work.
Please note that, this fund is lying in a Security Bank.Therefore
immediate application for the
transfer of the money in your name or your home. Please, do not reply
me if you have the intention of
using this fundfor personal use, than enhancement of the comfort of the
Handicapped.
Lastly, I want you/your home to be praying for me as regards my entire
life and my health because I
have come to find out since my spiritual birth lately that wealth
acquisition without God one's life is
vanity upon vanity.
I await your reply.
MRS MARY MOHAMED
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Spam Comments, The Other White Meat
Oh, come on you dumb-*ss spam commentors. At least get clever. Funny spam gets a free pass on my blogs. Unless it's loaded with links, anyway.
This type of stuff, however? Does not.
Recently deleted:
That was on a post about how to add WordPress to HostGator.
And
Were deleted from generic "Hello World" posts on a blog I haven't gotten around to building yet.
That was deleted from a post listing tips on taking pictures at Walt Disney World.
And, I seriously love these. The only post on this blog was a 7 word "happy birthday" post, as the domain was a gift to my mother.
Really? My previous posts were rubbish? There WERE NO PREVIOUS POSTS! Honestly, I don't think my mother would appreciate a "brilliant" response from someone who's website involves multiple penetration. And, Dmitri can't agree with
"Dear Mamma,
Happy Birthday a few months early. " ?
Although, I can see how it would be gratifying to see positive things happen, such as giving a domain as a gift....
But, as an example of the spam I do keep: "unrepresented somnolency maculation hypogeal grassnut copied alehouse retread" I love it. Privately, it cracks me up. Publicly, I tell people it's very deep, spoken word poetry.
This type of stuff, however? Does not.
Recently deleted:
Author : Merfilin (IP: 92.241.169.166 , 92.241.169.166)E-mail : ciltrultita@mymail-in.netURL
:Whois :
http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=92.241.169.166Comment:According
to a press release from SoftBank Mobile, the Japanese service provider has
secured an agreement with Apple to bring the iPhone to Japan this year. The deal
will ensure the iPhone’s first official access in Japan’s market.
That was on a post about how to add WordPress to HostGator.
Blader4Life malayaleedvideos@gmail.com
vintage-cigarette-advertisments.godtalks.nx.cn/map.html IP: 212.24.61.205
I’m very interested in topics like that, but this one sounds especially
truthful, and I really trust the source where it came from. Sooner or later it
was going to come out and it finally did!
And
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Were deleted from generic "Hello World" posts on a blog I haven't gotten around to building yet.
IceDog07 tastefulmvideos@gmail.com
ricardo-milos-escort.nameloin.nx.cn IP: 217.23.140.59
It is one of things
I can never understand … how people can think that way. It’s so illogical that
it can only be based upon moronity.
That was deleted from a post listing tips on taking pictures at Walt Disney World.
And, I seriously love these. The only post on this blog was a 7 word "happy birthday" post, as the domain was a gift to my mother.
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It’s gratifying
to see not only that such positive things happen, but that they are being
REPORTED.
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It’s amazing. I
like it. Sounds good to me, even though I can’t agree with everything< that
is written here
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IP: 212.24.62.205
Your previous
posts were real rubbish, but this is good. This one is brilliant. Your blog is
getting really better.
Really? My previous posts were rubbish? There WERE NO PREVIOUS POSTS! Honestly, I don't think my mother would appreciate a "brilliant" response from someone who's website involves multiple penetration. And, Dmitri can't agree with
"Dear Mamma,
Happy Birthday a few months early. " ?
Although, I can see how it would be gratifying to see positive things happen, such as giving a domain as a gift....
But, as an example of the spam I do keep: "unrepresented somnolency maculation hypogeal grassnut copied alehouse retread" I love it. Privately, it cracks me up. Publicly, I tell people it's very deep, spoken word poetry.
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