Phish: Delivery Notice!

Bad capitalization and punctuation. I swear, one of these days I'm going to find out what an "ATM interswitch card" is. I keep getting emails that say I have loads of money on one.

SCAM!

From: FedEx Express Courier Services
Reply-To: delivery.fedexexpressservices@post.ro
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: Delivery Notice!
Date: Fri 05/30/08 08:23 AM


FROM THE DESK:GEORGE MILLER
MANAGING DIRECTOR
FEDEX COURIER EXPRESS
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
REPLY TO :delivery.fedexexpressservices@post.ro
TEL:011-234-702-764-9178
Customers Service Hours--Monday to Saturday:
Office Hours Monday to Saturday:

Attention,Attention,Attention,

This is the Fedex Courier Express(FEDEX EXPRESS), we are mailing you
in respect
of your package(ATM INTERSWITCH CARD) that Mrs. Monica Stewart brought
to our
company for delivery to you and before protocol commence we had a disput
with
the (NICON)Insuarnce company about your insurance certificate but all
that was
settled.

We are happy to inform you that your ATM INTERSWITCH CARD containing
$500,000.00 dollars' is among the 24 parcel's listed for shipment in our
office.

We request that you re-confirm your name and address to this office
for safe
delivery of your package Without hesitation. we do hereby inform you
to pay the
delivery fee of US$80.00 via western union to our cashier 2 below is the
payment information,As the sender did not pay the US$80.00.

Send the Payment via western union to the below information

RECEIVERS NAME------KENNETH EKET
RECEIVERS ADDRESS----NO:LAGOS /NIGERIA.
TEXT QUESTION------------WHAT BATCH.
TEXT ANSWER---------------.BATCH 1
AMOUNT TO BE PAID---------US$80.00

Send the payment information,the MTCN 10 digit numbers immediately

As soon as we receive your payment,we will issue you a payment receipt
and
shipment schedule(Tracking Number).

Thanks you for your patronage.

Yours Truely,
Mr. George Miller.
Fedex Managing Director.