Attn; Request.

From: "Carl Wilson"
Reply-To:
To: cwilson34@terra.es
Subject: Attn; Request.
Date: Tue 05/05/09 02:44 AM

Project Director,
National Oil & Gas Inc.
Lagos, Nigeria.
telephone: +2348078558099

Sometimes the urgency of a letter could determine the channel in which
it is sent, this letter is very urgent and important and the fastest
channel to reach you is via your email address.

Can you receive $7.5 Million on behalf of my company and be compensated
with 30% of it? Send your names, phone, fax number and age then you
will be fully briefed on the nature of the transaction.

Yours truly,

Mr. Carl Wilson.

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Bwahahahahaha! Help me Obe Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope! By the way, who the heck are you?

I so love when scammers are all "hey, we need help and you're the only one who can help us! So, we need to know who you are". Dumb. So dumb.

Dear Customer your attention

Vous êtes invité :: Dear Customer your attention
Par votre hôte: Basil Dibor

Date: samedi 16 mai 2009
Heure: 0h 00 - 1h 00 (GMT+00:00)
Lieu: Iam Dr Johnson Williams from Western Union Department We have concluded to Send your payment through western union $5,000.00 daily until the ($850.000.00) is completely transfered.Meanwhile,Mr kvelvin chukwu has Send your first $5,000.00 in your name today.So contact our Western union Agentfor your mtcn to pick up this $5000 now: CONTACT PERSON: Mr Mr velvin chukw Cell Phone +229 93 740380 or +229 98 951006 Email Address: ( westernunion.transferworldwid@gmail.com ) Please remenber to ask him to

Viendrez-vous ? Répondre à cette invitation

kvelvin chukwu is quite a name, isn't it? But my main question is- why is the French spelling so much better than the English?

Bmo Mosaik Mastercard Member

Unfortunately, if there really is such a thing as BMO Mosaik Mastercard (I don't know and I'm not looking it up), this might actually catch people. Just remember, people, banks do not ask you to do this. Ever.

Dear Bmo Mosaik Mastercard Member,

We upgraded our system and unfortunately we have deleted some parts of our database so we lost some information about your account.

Simply log on to www.bmo.com/mosaikcard and re-enter your personal information.

Sincerely,
Cardmember Services

promotional supplier

From:
To:
Subject: promotional supplier
Date: Sun 05/31/09 06:21 PM

Dear Sir/Madam

This is American Products International, API for short. I am Robert. We are specializing in promotional products design and production. API provides many promotional items according to customers’ request. Our company has a professional NPD department and an experienced QC team. API will support you to win more business.

If you want to seek a reliable supplier, we are happy to be your partner and developing your business, looking forward to your reply.

At your service,

Robert Shao

Sales & Marketing

American Products International

988 Qing Tong Road

HuZhou City, ZheJiang 313000

China

86 572 231 9168 (direct)

86 572 231 9170 (fax)

robert.shao@apipromo.com

Check us out at www.apipromo.com

This is our old buddy from the green PET bag. I'm still not convinced that this is a scam, but merely spam. Hard to tell when it's this generic, but in either case, it's not effective.

CONTACT OFFICE PAYMENT FOR YOUR FUNDS.

frank chidi
Reply-To: chidif64@yahoo.in
To:
Subject: CONTACT OFFICE PAYMENT FOR YOUR FUNDS.
Date: Fri 06/05/09 09:28 AM

You're invited to: CONTACT OFFICE PAYMENT FOR YOUR FUNDS.
By your host: frank chidi

Date: Friday 5 June 2009
Time: 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM (GMT +00:00)
Location: Dear friend, I have made necessary arrangement with western union money transfer to transfer your money($1.8m)usd to you ,so reconform your full information to them, 1,your Name 2,Occupation 3,Your Address 4,Your copy of passport 5,Your bank account No.(6 )Your phone number . to enable them transfer the money to you ok.This is their E-mail to contact them ok;(office_payment11@yahoo.in) Thanks,Mr frank chidi

Or, yanno, you could send me a check.

From: "Dr. Clifford Hopewell"
Reply-To:
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: ++Business Patnership Proposal++
Date: Sat 06/06/09 04:29 PM

Hi
Am Dr. Clifford Hopewell from South Africa. I know you thinking another
junk mail
but please contact me if you have a knack for business. I have a unique
business
proposal for you that will benefit the both of us on a grand scale if
executed
with utmost trust and sincerity. Please contact me immediately if you
are
interested so I can update you more. Am keeping this mail short for
confidential reason, full details when am convinced on the authenticity
of your
person and interest, no disrespect meant. Awaiting your earliest honest
reply
Clifford

Rule #1. Never go into business with a total stranger.

Rule #2. Never go into business with someone who assumes you'll assume their letter of introduction is a scam.

Rule #3. Never go into business with someone who doesn't speak your language fluently, unless you speak their language fluently.

Rule #4. If you have a knack for business, never wait until some random stranger contacts you for you to finally say "Oh yes, I should do that! After all, I have a knack for business!".

RELEASSING OF YOUR FUND.

From:
To: unlisted-recipients:; (no To-header on input)
Subject: RELEASSING OF YOUR FUND.
Date: Thu 06/11/09 12:20 PM

Attn Dear Winner:

We have concluded arrangements to effect your payment of $1.2M.USD through Western Union Swift Money transfer services today,But the maximium amount you will be receiving every day starting from tomorrow is $5,000.00 daily until the funds is completely transfered.

This special arrangement is being used to avoid all spurious demands by both the states and federal authorities that has delayed your payment till date,We shall need your maximum co-operation to ensure that strictest confidence is maintained to avoid any further delays.

Remember your obligation to secure International Remittance Form which will cost you $155 only. Now contact the Accredited Western Union Agent for the details of your payment of the first $5,000 USD. MTCN,Receiver's Name.Question,Answer to enable you pick your funds.Contact: Sir Clem Odili ,E-mail:( w_u.customercare@sify.com )

Sincerely.
Dr Peter Chukwu

Oooh, a smart one. " to avoid all spurious demands". Problem is, anyone know knows what the word "spurious" means, probably knows that you've used truly horrible punctuation, random use of capitals, and... Oh yeah, that this is a scam.

And really? $155 for a form? You can get a divorce for that these days!